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O'ddi-tees n, pl. strange, peculiar,
singularity, queer, fantastic thing(s)
T-shirt Prozac to cheer you up
eccentricity that is not easily explained

 

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ANTI SUICIDE QUOTE
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NEVER choose a permanent solution to a temporary problem. An anonymous quote which refers to a way of thinking about suicide and suicidal thoughts.

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ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - ANYONE
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"Anyone can do what I do." Andy Warhol

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IT'S EXTREMELY DIFFICULT TO HAVE A SENSIBLE ARGUMENT WITH A COMPLETE IDIOT
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You'd think it would be easy, but sometimes it's not! next time you can't win an argument with an idiot, remember these words.

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FLUFF OR DUST?
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fluff and dust are very similar, it's completely up to you.

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PETER SELLERS AS MERKIN MUFFLEY IN DR STRANGELOVE
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often credited as the greatest comedian of all time, Peter Sellers was born to a well-off English acting family in 1925. He enlisted in the army where he met Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Michael Bentine, who would become his future workmates. After the war he set up a review in London, which was a combination of music (he played the drums) and impressions.

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WESTMINSTER VILLAGE IDIOT
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Westminster Village Idiot.
There are many of them, all over london, but most seem to congregate around parliament.

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KENNETH WILLIAMS
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The British comic actor Kenneth Williams was born in 1926 in a working class section of London, England. At the age of 14, Williams began training as a lithographic draftsman and was later apprenticed to a cartographer. At this time, he also began to pursue his interest in acting by joining an amateur drama group. While serving in the army during World War II. Williams became a household name in Britain through his numerous performances in radio and television, even having his own television series "The Kenneth Williams Show" (1970), for a short time. Known for his snooty characterizations, his chief claim to fame is his many appearances in the British "Carry On" films, an extensive series of low-budget but immensely popular comedy films produced from the late 1950s through the late 1970s.

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WHY LOOK BACK, IT IS NOT WHERE YOU ARE GOING
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Why look back, it is not where you are going.

Just look forward and forget the past!

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JAR CODE
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Jarcode Barcode

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PITFALL, WHAT A GAME!
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pitfall, adventure has never been so pixelated!

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JAMES ELKINS QUOTE
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"seeing is metamorphosis, not mechanism: it alters the thing that is seen and transforms the seer." a quote from a book by james elkins.

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I DO NOT WORK HERE
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So stop bugging me

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BOY FLYING HIS KITE, OOPS, I MEAN WASHING MACHINE
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean washing machine

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POSH PARTY RAVER
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posh party raver

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I'M A COMPLETE LIAR
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I'm a complete liar, but if this is a lie, then am I telling the truth?

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KEITH RICHARDS
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Keith Richards (born 18 December 1943) is an English guitarist, songwriter, singer and a founding member of The Rolling Stones in 1962. With songwriting partner and Stones lead vocalist Mick Jagger, he has written and recorded hundreds of songs including "Satisfaction", "Jumpin' Jack Flash", "Miss You" and "Start Me Up".

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POLE POSITION
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Pole Position. Lewis Hamilton, this one's for you!

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ACID FACE
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you remember, aceeeeeeeeed!

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SPACE INVADER
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one of the many excellent space invaders, an invader from space!

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BEER, A TEMPORARY SOLUTION, BUT A DAMN GOOD ONE
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Beer, is a temporary solution to many of life's ills, but always remember it's a damn good one.

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YES NAN, I LOVE THE SLIPPERS
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yes nan, i love the slippers tshirt. Get in there before you get them. the family will think you are Derren Brown.

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INTOLERANCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED
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Intolerance will not be tolerated

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LABOUR - VOTED IN BY EMPTY MINDS
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Voted in by empty minds, Voted out by empty pockets

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CENSORSHIP IS JUST PROTECTION FROM REALITY
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Censorship is just protection from reality.

We should all be educated to a level where we can make informed decisions of what to see, hear and do!

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PETER SELLERS AS MERKIN MUFFLEY QUOTE
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"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room." Peter Sellers as Merkin Muffley

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THE COST OF THINGS IS NOT JUST ABOUT THE PRICE
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The cost of things is not just about the price. it might be cheaper to throw things away, but in the long run there will be a cost to pay.

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LESS IS MORE
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less is more, by Ludwig Mies Van Der Rohe.
The notion that simplicity and clarity lead to good design.
I think we have overdone it with this design!

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PETER SELLERS, INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU
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often credited as the greatest comedian of all time, Peter Sellers was born to a well-off English acting family in 1925. He enlisted in the army where he met Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Michael Bentine, who would become his future workmates. After the war he set up a review in London, which was a combination of music (he played the drums) and impressions.

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GOD DOES NOT EXIST 1
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god does not exist
or maybe he does
not everyone can be right!

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ANOTHER CATASTROPHIC FAILURE OF INTELLIGENCE
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how many more of these can we take from our government

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I ENVY PEOPLE WHO DRINK, OSCAR LEVANT QUOTATION
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"I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on"
Oscar Levant

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CAN I ASK A QUESTION? IS A BLOODY QUESTION.
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Can I ask a question? Is a bloody question.

People never realise this, what they should say is "Can I ask you two questions, this being the first". And if you really want to be pedantic, it should be "May I..." rather than "Can I...".

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I WORK HERE
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You might want to take this off when you go home

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IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED...
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if at first you don't succeed,
then skydiving might not be for you

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GOD DOES NOT EXIST 2
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god does not exist
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DONT USE BIG WORDS WHEN A DIMINUTIVE ONE WILL SUFFICE
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Dont use big words when a diminutive one will suffice

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ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - SUPERFICIAL
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"I am a deeply superficial person." Andy Warhol

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EVERYTHING IS 98% SHIT
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"everything is 98% shit",
Dave Hickey, art critic
Click here to see who he is

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STUBBED OUT
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Stubbed Out, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England

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MANIC MINER
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manic miner, you love it!

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EDWARD YOUNG QUOTE
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"Procrastinaltion is the thief of time." Edward Young.

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STUBBED OUT - NO SMOKING
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Stubbed Out - No Smoking, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England

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GORDON BROWN - I'LL GIVE YOU A SAY
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