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O'ddi-tees n, pl. strange, peculiar,
singularity, queer, fantastic thing(s)
T-shirt Prozac to cheer you up
eccentricity that is not easily explained

 
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ODD & STRANGE TSHIRTS


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STUBBED OUT - NO SMOKING
£12
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Stubbed Out - No Smoking, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England

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NO I DON'T BLOODY KNOW WHO YOU BLOODY ARE
£12
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No you are not THAT famous, are you now?

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TERRY JONES AS BRIAN'S MUM - LIFE OF BRIAN
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Terry Jones was born in Colwyn Bay, North Wales. In 1965, with his friend Michael Palin, he made 'The Love Show' for television, which was his first success. Also, he wrote for many other TV shows, such as: 'The Kathy Kirby Show', 'Late Night Line-Up' (with Palin), "Complete and Utter History of Britain" (1969) (with Palin). But Jones' greatest success was zany "Monty Python's Flying Circus" (1969) (1969-74) (with Palin, Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Giliiam and Eric Idle).

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DONT USE BIG WORDS WHEN A DIMINUTIVE ONE WILL SUFFICE
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Dont use big words when a diminutive one will suffice

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WHICH IS WORSE, IGNORANCE OR APATHY?
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Question:
Which is worse, Ignorance or Apathy? (on the front)
Answer:
I don't know and I don't care. (on the back)

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IT'S NOT MY JOB
£12
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it's not my job, is the very attitude that keeps you stuck in your shitty job.
if you do stuff that you don't need to, might advance your career, who knows?

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SIGMUND FREUD QUOTE
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"There are no accidents." Sigmund Freud.

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YOU CAN USE ME AGAIN & AGAIN
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you can use me again & again

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JAMES BROWN - SEX MACHINE
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James Gordon Brown, Sex Machine!
Yes his real name is James, not Gordon!

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SIGMUND FREUD
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The Austrian founder of psychoanalysis was born Sigismund Schlomo Freud in the town of Freiberg (today's Pribor) in the Austro-Hungarian region of Moravia (Mähren, now in the Czech Republic) on May 6, 1856. Although he later became an atheist, Freud always acknowledged the influence of Judaism in his life. There can be no doubt concerning the tremendous influences of all things “Freudian” on the world and the field of psychiatry.


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THE RUNNER
£12
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The runner, from space invaders

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AL GORE QUOTE
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"political will is a renewable resource." Al Gore.
This quote remind us that if the current government don't do something about global warming and the rape of this planet, you can always vote them out!
remember this, you might need it one day!

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THANK GOD FOR ATHEISM
£12
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if there is one thing on this earth that we need to thank god for, it's atheism... ...Praise the lord.
check out the provocative type face, you'll need to take a second glance.

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ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - PERFUME
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"A good way to take up more space, is with perfume" Andy Warhol

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FLUFF OR DUST?
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fluff and dust are very similar, it's completely up to you.

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PITFALL SCORPION
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pitfall scorpion, the most deadly of all the foes you will ever encounter!

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GORDON BROWN - SAY IT LOUD
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Say it Loud! I'm Brown and I'm Proud

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BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEER HOLDER
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

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I WORK HERE
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You might want to take this off when you go home

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I'M A COMPLETE LIAR
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I'm a complete liar, but if this is a lie, then am I telling the truth?

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ANOTHER CATASTROPHIC FAILURE OF INTELLIGENCE
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how many more of these can we take from our government

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YOU CAN'T DEPEND ON THE MAN WHO MADE THE MESS TO CLEAR IT UP
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you can't depend on the man who made the mess to clear it up, an indian proverb

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SHUT THE FUCK UP
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shut the fuck up
you dont have to say it if your t shirt does it for you!

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CENSORSHIP IS JUST PROTECTION FROM REALITY
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Censorship is just protection from reality.

We should all be educated to a level where we can make informed decisions of what to see, hear and do!

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EDWARD YOUNG QUOTE
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"Procrastinaltion is the thief of time." Edward Young.

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IGGY POP AND THE STOOGES
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"We never liked or respected other people." Iggy Pop and the Stooges

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OCD - WHO COULD BE ARSED?
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I wanted to have this disorder, but could not be bothered!
OCD - who could be arsed?

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TO MAKE SOMETHING CLEAN, SOMETHING ELSE MUST BECOME DIRTY
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I'm so fed up with people asking if something is clean!
Well here's something to start the debate!
To make something clean, something else must become dirty

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ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - SUPERFICIAL
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"I am a deeply superficial person." Andy Warhol

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I ENVY PEOPLE WHO DRINK, OSCAR LEVANT QUOTATION
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"I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on"
Oscar Levant

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DO SELFRIDGES SELL FRIDGES?
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Who cares if they do or don't, but it's fun to ask

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SPACE INVADER
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one of the many excellent space invaders, an invader from space!

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FAT MEN ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP
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fat men are harder to kidnap

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INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU QUOTE - MINKY
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"Do you have a licence for your minky?" Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau

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BOY FLYING HIS KITE, OOPS, I MEAN WASHING MACHINE
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean washing machine

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CHEVY CHASE QUOTE
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"A sense of humour, is a sense of perspective." Chevy Chase.

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POSH PARTY RAVER
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posh party raver

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MANIC MINER
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manic miner, you love it!

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GORDON BROWN - I'LL GIVE YOU A SAY
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I'll give you a say, So you'll get the blame

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NEVER KNOCK ON DEATH'S DOOR: RING THE BELL AND RUN AWAY! DEATH REALLY HATES THAT!
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Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!

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GOD DOES NOT EXIST 2
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god does not exist
or maybe he does
not everyone can be right!

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LESS IS MORE
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less is more, by Ludwig Mies Van Der Rohe.
The notion that simplicity and clarity lead to good design.
I think we have overdone it with this design!

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GOD IS IN THE DETAILS
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god is in the details, by Ludwig Mies van der Rohe.
Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, is widely regarded as one of the pioneering masters of modern architecture. Mies, like many of his post World War I contemporaries, sought to establish a new architectural style that could represent modern times just as Classical and Gothic did for their own eras. He created an influential Twentieth-Century architectural style, stated with extreme clarity and simplicity.
THIS QUOTE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GOD

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ANDY WARHOL
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