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QUOTATION TSHIRTS
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| STUBBED OUT - PUT IT OUT, PLEASE |
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Stubbed out - Put it out, please, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England
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pitfall scorpion, the most deadly of all the foes you will ever encounter!
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This t-shirt has a white colour print
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| ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - ANYONE |
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"Anyone can do what I do." Andy Warhol
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| THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT |
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yes they are!
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This t-shirt has a yellow colour print
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| BEER, A TEMPORARY SOLUTION, BUT A DAMN GOOD ONE |
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Beer, is a temporary solution to many of life's ills, but always remember it's a damn good one.
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This t-shirt has a mixed colour print
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| THANK GOD FOR ATHEISM |
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if there is one thing on this earth that we need to thank god for, it's atheism... ...Praise the lord.
check out the provocative type face, you'll need to take a second glance.
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This t-shirt has a yellow gold colour print
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| WHY LOOK BACK, IT IS NOT WHERE YOU ARE GOING |
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Why look back, it is not where you are going.
Just look forward and forget the past!
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This t-shirt has a black colour print
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less is more, by Ludwig Mies Van Der Rohe.
The notion that simplicity and clarity lead to good design.
I think we have overdone it with this design!
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This t-shirt has a white colour print
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i love pickled eggs
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This t-shirt has a mixed colour print
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| FAT MEN ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP |
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fat men are harder to kidnap
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This t-shirt has a white colour print
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| GORDON BROWN - I'LL GIVE YOU A SAY |
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I'll give you a say, So you'll get the blame
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This t-shirt has a black colour print
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tell customers, who are your staff
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This t-shirt has a yellow colour print
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| IF A MAN STANDING IN A WOOD SAYS SOMETHING AND NO WOMAN IS AROUND TO HEAR IT, IS HE STILL WRONG? |
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If a man standing in a wood says something and no woman is around to hear it, is he still wrong?
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| WHICH IS WORSE, IGNORANCE OR APATHY? |
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Question:
Which is worse, Ignorance or Apathy? (on the front)
Answer:
I don't know and I don't care. (on the back)
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This t-shirt has a magenta colour print
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Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi (October 2, 1869 � January 30, 1948) was a major political and spiritual leader of India and the Indian independence movement. Gandhi is commonly known in across the world as Mahatma Gandhi "Great Soul")
Throughout his life, Gandhi remained committed to non-violence and truth even in the most extreme situations.
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This t-shirt has a brown colour print
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Born Cornelius Crane Chase, he changed his name to Chevy Chase, joined the Saturday Night Live crew, and embarked on a highly successful movie career. Chase scored in the eighties with hits such as Caddyshack (1980) , the National Lampoon movies and the Fletch movies. All his films show his talent for deadpan comedy.
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monk, monk, monk???
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| LABOUR - THE STUPID LEADING THE WEAK |
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the stupid leading the weak
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NEVER choose a permanent solution to a temporary problem. An anonymous quote which refers to a way of thinking about suicide and suicidal thoughts.
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| PETER SELLERS AS MERKIN MUFFLEY QUOTE |
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"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room." Peter Sellers as Merkin Muffley
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This t-shirt has a black colour print
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| BOY FLYING HIS KITE, OOPS, I MEAN WASHING MACHINE |
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean washing machine
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean anvil
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| PETER SELLERS, INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU |
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often credited as the greatest comedian of all time, Peter Sellers was born to a well-off English acting family in 1925. He enlisted in the army where he met Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Michael Bentine, who would become his future workmates. After the war he set up a review in London, which was a combination of music (he played the drums) and impressions.
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This t-shirt has a navy colour print
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| OCD - WHO COULD BE ARSED? |
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I wanted to have this disorder, but could not be bothered!
OCD - who could be arsed?
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| TERRY JONES QUOTE - LIFE OF BRIAN |
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"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy." Terry Jones as Brian's mum - Life Of Brian (1979)
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This t-shirt has a brown colour print
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| KENNETH WILLIAMS QUOTE - INFAMY |
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"Infamy! Infamy! they've all got it in for me!" Kenneth Williams
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| DOING NOTHING IS BETTER THAN DOING SOMETHING STUPID |
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Doing nothing is better than doing something stupid.
I keep trying to tell people this, but they just think that I am lazy. Well I'm not, i'm just being careful
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| IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED... |
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if at first you don't succeed,
then skydiving might not be for you
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| CENSORSHIP IS JUST PROTECTION FROM REALITY |
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Censorship is just protection from reality.
We should all be educated to a level where we can make informed decisions of what to see, hear and do!
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| EVERYTHING IS 98% SHIT |
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"everything is 98% shit",
Dave Hickey, art critic
Click here to see who he is
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| ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - PERFUME |
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"A good way to take up more space, is with perfume" Andy Warhol
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| WARNING - ABRASIVE PERSONA & UNACCEPTABLE OPINIONS |
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Warning - Abrasive persona & unacceptable opinions.
This is a t-shirt to buy for your friends who, you meet in the pub and, make your jaw drop with the things they say!
you know the ones we mean.
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| IGGY POP AND THE STOOGES |
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"We never liked or respected other people." Iggy Pop and the Stooges
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"The sole cause of man's unhappiness is that he does not know how to stay quietly in his room." Blaise Pascal.
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This t-shirt has a blue colour print
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Stubbed Out, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England
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| IF WE WAIT FOR A PERFECT WORLD, WE WILL NEVER DO ANYTHING! |
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maybe it's just me, but i like things to be 'just right' before i do something. In the end, I never get around to it. Maybe this tee shirt will remind me that it doesn't have to be this way.
If we wait for a perfect world, we will never do anything!
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| ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - SUPERFICIAL |
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"I am a deeply superficial person." Andy Warhol
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Jarcode Barcode
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| BOY FLYING HIS KITE, OOPS, I MEAN MANTA RAY |
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean manta ray
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| IT’S EXTREMELY DIFFICULT TO HAVE A SENSIBLE ARGUMENT WITH A COMPLETE IDIOT |
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You'd think it would be easy, but sometimes it's not! next time you can't win an argument with an idiot, remember these words.
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| LABOUR - RUNNING THE COUNTRY |
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Running the country, Ruining the country
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| DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM |
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
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| DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT? |
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well I don't know, do you?
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