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O'ddi-tees n, pl. strange, peculiar,
singularity, queer, fantastic thing(s)
T-shirt Prozac to cheer you up
eccentricity that is not easily explained

 

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YOU CAN'T DEPEND ON THE MAN WHO MADE THE MESS TO CLEAR IT UP
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you can't depend on the man who made the mess to clear it up, an indian proverb

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IF WE WAIT FOR A PERFECT WORLD, WE WILL NEVER DO ANYTHING!
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maybe it's just me, but i like things to be 'just right' before i do something. In the end, I never get around to it. Maybe this tee shirt will remind me that it doesn't have to be this way.
If we wait for a perfect world, we will never do anything!

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80% OF QUESTIONS ARE STATEMENTS IN DISGUISE
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80% of questions are statements in disguise.

next time someone asks you something, look at it from their point of view. It's meaning might be different. Especially your boss or your mum!

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ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - PERFUME
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"A good way to take up more space, is with perfume" Andy Warhol

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CENSORSHIP IS JUST PROTECTION FROM REALITY
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Censorship is just protection from reality.

We should all be educated to a level where we can make informed decisions of what to see, hear and do!

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PENUS
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well we never would have believed, but there is more than one way to spell this word. penis, penus, whatever.

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I LOVE PICKLED EGGS
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i love pickled eggs

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I DO NOT WORK HERE
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So stop bugging me

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CHEVY CHASE QUOTE
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"A sense of humour, is a sense of perspective." Chevy Chase.

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EDWARD YOUNG QUOTE
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"Procrastinaltion is the thief of time." Edward Young.

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DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?
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well I don't know, do you?

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YES NAN, I LOVE THE SLIPPERS
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yes nan, i love the slippers tshirt. Get in there before you get them. the family will think you are Derren Brown.

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BEING WATCHED WONT STOP IT FROM HAPPENING
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being watched wont stop it from happening.
people think that CCTV stops crime, well it might stop some crimes. but in the end all CCTV can do is show people what has happened after the crime has been commited, and that should not make you feel safer.

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ANDY WARHOL
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Born Andrew Warhola, August 6, 1928, in the industrial city of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Andy Warhol is best known for his exploration of Pop Art, mass producing images of mass produced objects.
His most famous works depicted Campbell's soup cans. Enlarged, hand-painted or silkscreened, framed, and hung in an art gallery, Warhol succeeded in turning these mundane images into ironic "art".
Warhol experimented in media such as film, sculpture, paint, and silkscreen, but perhaps his greatest work was his invention of himself as an international celebrity and pop culture icon.

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I LOVE FISH FINGER SANDWICHES
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i love fish finger sandwiches

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ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - SUPERFICIAL
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"I am a deeply superficial person." Andy Warhol

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OCD - WHO COULD BE ARSED?
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I wanted to have this disorder, but could not be bothered!
OCD - who could be arsed?

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A TURKEY IS FOR CHRISTMAS
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A turkey is for christmas, not for life. Come on now, you know what this one is about! 'A dog is for life, not just for Christmas' or so those yellow and black, car rear window stickers keep telling us.

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LESS IS MORE
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less is more, by Ludwig Mies Van Der Rohe.
The notion that simplicity and clarity lead to good design.
I think we have overdone it with this design!

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GORDON BROWN - I'LL GIVE YOU A SAY
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I'll give you a say, So you'll get the blame

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CAN I ASK A QUESTION? IS A BLOODY QUESTION.
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Can I ask a question? Is a bloody question.

People never realise this, what they should say is "Can I ask you two questions, this being the first". And if you really want to be pedantic, it should be "May I..." rather than "Can I...".

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KENNETH WILLIAMS
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The British comic actor Kenneth Williams was born in 1926 in a working class section of London, England. At the age of 14, Williams began training as a lithographic draftsman and was later apprenticed to a cartographer. At this time, he also began to pursue his interest in acting by joining an amateur drama group. While serving in the army during World War II. Williams became a household name in Britain through his numerous performances in radio and television, even having his own television series "The Kenneth Williams Show" (1970), for a short time. Known for his snooty characterizations, his chief claim to fame is his many appearances in the British "Carry On" films, an extensive series of low-budget but immensely popular comedy films produced from the late 1950s through the late 1970s.

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CHRIST ON A BIKE MAS
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Christ on a bike is something I say quite a lot, dunno why. At Chistmas, surely it should be, Christ on a bike mas?

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GOULIES
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back in the day, this is all we ever said.
As we got older, we found other words such as; bollocks, balls, cullions, gonads, nads, nuts, rocks, testes, testicles.

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REALITY IS A CRUTCH FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T COPE WITH DRUGS, LILY TOMLIN
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"Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs"
Lily Tomlin

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I AM THE MASTER OF MY OWN DENSITY (NOT DESTINY)
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Confidence is a good characteristic, but to puncture your own is supremely confident.
Density is not Destiny.
I am the master of my own density.

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GOD IS IN THE DETAILS
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god is in the details, by Ludwig Mies van der Rohe.
Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, is widely regarded as one of the pioneering masters of modern architecture. Mies, like many of his post World War I contemporaries, sought to establish a new architectural style that could represent modern times just as Classical and Gothic did for their own eras. He created an influential Twentieth-Century architectural style, stated with extreme clarity and simplicity.
THIS QUOTE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GOD

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ANOTHER CATASTROPHIC FAILURE OF INTELLIGENCE
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how many more of these can we take from our government

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IT'S EXTREMELY DIFFICULT TO HAVE A SENSIBLE ARGUMENT WITH A COMPLETE IDIOT
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You'd think it would be easy, but sometimes it's not! next time you can't win an argument with an idiot, remember these words.

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KEITH RICHARDS - FUNERAL
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"A doctor told me I had 6 months to live, I went to his funeral." Keith Richards

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I ENVY PEOPLE WHO DRINK, OSCAR LEVANT QUOTATION
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"I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on"
Oscar Levant

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MONK
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monk, monk, monk???

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DOING NOTHING IS BETTER THAN DOING SOMETHING STUPID
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Doing nothing is better than doing something stupid.

I keep trying to tell people this, but they just think that I am lazy. Well I'm not, i'm just being careful

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SPACE INVADER
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one of the many excellent space invaders, an invader from space!

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POLE POSITION
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Pole Position. Lewis Hamilton, this one's for you!

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BEER, A TEMPORARY SOLUTION, BUT A DAMN GOOD ONE
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Beer, is a temporary solution to many of life's ills, but always remember it's a damn good one.

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DRINKING DOES NOT MAKE YOU FAT, IT MAKES YOU LEAN
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Drinking does not make you fat, it makes you lean.

...Against walls, bars, people...

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BLAISE PASCAL QUOTE
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"The sole cause of man's unhappiness is that he does not know how to stay quietly in his room." Blaise Pascal.

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STAFF
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tell customers, who are your staff

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TERRY JONES AS BRIAN'S MUM - LIFE OF BRIAN
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Terry Jones was born in Colwyn Bay, North Wales. In 1965, with his friend Michael Palin, he made 'The Love Show' for television, which was his first success. Also, he wrote for many other TV shows, such as: 'The Kathy Kirby Show', 'Late Night Line-Up' (with Palin), "Complete and Utter History of Britain" (1969) (with Palin). But Jones' greatest success was zany "Monty Python's Flying Circus" (1969) (1969-74) (with Palin, Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Giliiam and Eric Idle).

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THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT
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yes they are!

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I WORK HERE
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You might want to take this off when you go home

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