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QUOTATION TSHIRTS
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| DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM |
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
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god does not exist
or maybe he does
not everyone can be right!
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This t-shirt has a matt gold colour print
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| IF A MAN STANDING IN A WOOD SAYS SOMETHING AND NO WOMAN IS AROUND TO HEAR IT, IS HE STILL WRONG? |
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If a man standing in a wood says something and no woman is around to hear it, is he still wrong?
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Born Andrew Warhola, August 6, 1928, in the industrial city of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Andy Warhol is best known for his exploration of Pop Art, mass producing images of mass produced objects.
His most famous works depicted Campbell's soup cans. Enlarged, hand-painted or silkscreened, framed, and hung in an art gallery, Warhol succeeded in turning these mundane images into ironic "art".
Warhol experimented in media such as film, sculpture, paint, and silkscreen, but perhaps his greatest work was his invention of himself as an international celebrity and pop culture icon.
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| THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT |
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yes they are!
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| REALITY IS A CRUTCH FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T COPE WITH DRUGS, LILY TOMLIN |
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"Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs"
Lily Tomlin
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| CAN I ASK A QUESTION? IS A BLOODY QUESTION. |
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Can I ask a question? Is a bloody question.
People never realise this, what they should say is "Can I ask you two questions, this being the first". And if you really want to be pedantic, it should be "May I..." rather than "Can I...".
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| GORDON BROWN - SAY IT LOUD |
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Say it Loud! I'm Brown and I'm Proud
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| EVERYTHING IS 98% SHIT |
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"everything is 98% shit",
Dave Hickey, art critic
Click here to see who he is
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| I AM NO MORE HUMBLE THAN MY TALENTS REQUIRE, OSCAR LEVANT QUOTE |
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"I am no more humble than my talents require"
Oscar Levant quote
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| FAT MEN ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP |
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fat men are harder to kidnap
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You might want to take this off when you go home
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| STUBBED OUT - PUT IT OUT, PLEASE |
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Stubbed out - Put it out, please, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England
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| I AM THE MASTER OF MY OWN DENSITY (NOT DESTINY) |
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Confidence is a good characteristic, but to puncture your own is supremely confident.
Density is not Destiny.
I am the master of my own density.
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| DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT? |
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well I don't know, do you?
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| YOU CAN USE ME AGAIN & AGAIN |
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you can use me again & again
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"A sense of humour, is a sense of perspective." Chevy Chase.
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| GORDON BROWN - I'LL GIVE YOU A SAY |
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I'll give you a say, So you'll get the blame
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manic miner, you love it!
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"political will is a renewable resource." Al Gore.
This quote remind us that if the current government don't do something about global warming and the rape of this planet, you can always vote them out!
remember this, you might need it one day!
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| YOU CAN'T DEPEND ON THE MAN WHO MADE THE MESS TO CLEAR IT UP |
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you can't depend on the man who made the mess to clear it up, an indian proverb
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| CAN YOU SPARE 10 PENCE FOR A CUP OF TEA? |
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can you spare 10 pence for a cup of tea?
probably not!
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| ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - PERFUME |
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"A good way to take up more space, is with perfume" Andy Warhol
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you remember, aceeeeeeeeed!
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| WHY LOOK BACK, IT IS NOT WHERE YOU ARE GOING |
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Why look back, it is not where you are going.
Just look forward and forget the past!
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| IF YOU ARE TALKING, AND I'M JUST NODDING, THEN I'M PROBABLY NOT LISTENING |
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if you are talking, and i'm just nodding, then i'm probably not listening
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| IGGY POP AND THE STOOGES |
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"We never liked or respected other people." Iggy Pop and the Stooges
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| ANOTHER CATASTROPHIC FAILURE OF INTELLIGENCE |
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how many more of these can we take from our government
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| BOY FLYING HIS KITE, OOPS, I MEAN MANTA RAY |
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean manta ray
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| I'M AN AMNESIAC, DO I COME HERE OFTEN? |
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Some people are rather forgetful, and need a bit of help.
I'm an amnesiac, do i come here often?
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| PITFALL, WHAT A GAME! |
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pitfall, adventure has never been so pixelated!
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shut the fuck up
you dont have to say it if your t shirt does it for you!
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Born Cornelius Crane Chase, he changed his name to Chevy Chase, joined the Saturday Night Live crew, and embarked on a highly successful movie career. Chase scored in the eighties with hits such as Caddyshack (1980) , the National Lampoon movies and the Fletch movies. All his films show his talent for deadpan comedy.
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"seeing is metamorphosis, not mechanism: it alters the thing that is seen and transforms the seer." a quote from a book by james elkins.
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Keith Richards (born 18 December 1943) is an English guitarist, songwriter, singer and a founding member of The Rolling Stones in 1962. With songwriting partner and Stones lead vocalist Mick Jagger, he has written and recorded hundreds of songs including "Satisfaction", "Jumpin' Jack Flash", "Miss You" and "Start Me Up".
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| WARNING - ABRASIVE PERSONA & UNACCEPTABLE OPINIONS |
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Warning - Abrasive persona & unacceptable opinions.
This is a t-shirt to buy for your friends who, you meet in the pub and, make your jaw drop with the things they say!
you know the ones we mean.
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| I LOVE FISH FINGER SANDWICHES |
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i love fish finger sandwiches
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| IF WE WAIT FOR A PERFECT WORLD, WE WILL NEVER DO ANYTHING! |
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maybe it's just me, but i like things to be 'just right' before i do something. In the end, I never get around to it. Maybe this tee shirt will remind me that it doesn't have to be this way.
If we wait for a perfect world, we will never do anything!
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i love pickled eggs
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The British comic actor Kenneth Williams was born in 1926 in a working class section of London, England. At the age of 14, Williams began training as a lithographic draftsman and was later apprenticed to a cartographer. At this time, he also began to pursue his interest in acting by joining an amateur drama group. While serving in the army during World War II. Williams became a household name in Britain through his numerous performances in radio and television, even having his own television series "The Kenneth Williams Show" (1970), for a short time. Known for his snooty characterizations, his chief claim to fame is his many appearances in the British "Carry On" films, an extensive series of low-budget but immensely popular comedy films produced from the late 1950s through the late 1970s.
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I'm a complete liar, but if this is a lie, then am I telling the truth?
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| LABOUR - RUNNING THE COUNTRY |
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Running the country, Ruining the country
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| DONT USE BIG WORDS WHEN A DIMINUTIVE ONE WILL SUFFICE |
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Dont use big words when a diminutive one will suffice
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