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O'ddi-tees n, pl. strange, peculiar,
singularity, queer, fantastic thing(s)
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eccentricity that is not easily explained

 
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FUNNY T-SHIRTS


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LESS IS MORE
£12
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less is more, by Ludwig Mies Van Der Rohe.
The notion that simplicity and clarity lead to good design.
I think we have overdone it with this design!

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STUBBED OUT - NO SMOKING
£12
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Stubbed Out - No Smoking, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England

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CAN YOU SPARE 10 PENCE FOR A CUP OF TEA?
£12
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can you spare 10 pence for a cup of tea?
probably not!

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EVERYTHING IS 98% SHIT
£12
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"everything is 98% shit",
Dave Hickey, art critic
Click here to see who he is

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BEING WATCHED WONT STOP IT FROM HAPPENING
£12
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being watched wont stop it from happening.
people think that CCTV stops crime, well it might stop some crimes. but in the end all CCTV can do is show people what has happened after the crime has been commited, and that should not make you feel safer.

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STOP BLOODY FOLLOWING ME (IT'S WRITTEN ON THE BACK!)
£12
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some people are stalkers, and they just wont leave you alone.
Stop bloody following me (it's written on the back!)

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SHUT THE FUCK UP
£12
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shut the fuck up
you dont have to say it if your t shirt does it for you!

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TONY BLAIR WEAVES A TANGLED WEB OF DECEIT
£12
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Oh what a tangled web we weave, if at first we practice to deceive. you know what we mean Tony, don't you?

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IT’S EXTREMELY DIFFICULT TO HAVE A SENSIBLE ARGUMENT WITH A COMPLETE IDIOT
£12
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You'd think it would be easy, but sometimes it's not! next time you can't win an argument with an idiot, remember these words.

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BOY FLYING HIS KITE, OOPS, I MEAN WASHING MACHINE
£12
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean washing machine

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GORDON BROWN - I'LL GIVE YOU A SAY
£12
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I'll give you a say, So you'll get the blame

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THANK GOD FOR ATHEISM
£12
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if there is one thing on this earth that we need to thank god for, it's atheism... ...Praise the lord.
check out the provocative type face, you'll need to take a second glance.

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THIS BLOKE OFFERED ME A TV
£12
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This bloke offered me a TV with no volume control... ...well, I couldn't turn it down

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WARNING - ABRASIVE PERSONA & UNACCEPTABLE OPINIONS
£12
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Warning - Abrasive persona & unacceptable opinions.
This is a t-shirt to buy for your friends who, you meet in the pub and, make your jaw drop with the things they say!
you know the ones we mean.

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LABOUR - VOTED IN BY EMPTY MINDS
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Voted in by empty minds, Voted out by empty pockets

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I DO NOT WORK HERE
£12
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So stop bugging me

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ANOTHER CATASTROPHIC FAILURE OF INTELLIGENCE
£12
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how many more of these can we take from our government

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IF A MAN STANDING IN A WOOD SAYS SOMETHING AND NO WOMAN IS AROUND TO HEAR IT, IS HE STILL WRONG?
£12
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If a man standing in a wood says something and no woman is around to hear it, is he still wrong?

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WHICH IS WORSE, IGNORANCE OR APATHY?
£12
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Question:
Which is worse, Ignorance or Apathy? (on the front)
Answer:
I don't know and I don't care. (on the back)

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DOING NOTHING IS BETTER THAN DOING SOMETHING STUPID
£12
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Doing nothing is better than doing something stupid.

I keep trying to tell people this, but they just think that I am lazy. Well I'm not, i'm just being careful

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IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED...
£12
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if at first you don't succeed,
then skydiving might not be for you

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I WORK HERE
£12
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You might want to take this off when you go home

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GOD DOES NOT EXIST 1
£12
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god does not exist
or maybe he does
not everyone can be right!

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YOU CAN'T DEPEND ON THE MAN WHO MADE THE MESS TO CLEAR IT UP
£12
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you can't depend on the man who made the mess to clear it up, an indian proverb

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KENNETH WILLIAMS QUOTE - INFAMY
£12
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"Infamy! Infamy! they've all got it in for me!" Kenneth Williams

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DONT USE BIG WORDS WHEN A DIMINUTIVE ONE WILL SUFFICE
£12
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Dont use big words when a diminutive one will suffice

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80% OF QUESTIONS ARE STATEMENTS IN DISGUISE
£12
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80% of questions are statements in disguise.

next time someone asks you something, look at it from their point of view. It's meaning might be different. Especially your boss or your mum!

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BEER, A TEMPORARY SOLUTION, BUT A DAMN GOOD ONE
£12
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Beer, is a temporary solution to many of life's ills, but always remember it's a damn good one.

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POLE POSITION
£12
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Pole Position. Lewis Hamilton, this one's for you!

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INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU QUOTE - MINKY
£12
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"Do you have a licence for your minky?" Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau

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ANDY WARHOL
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Born Andrew Warhola, August 6, 1928, in the industrial city of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Andy Warhol is best known for his exploration of Pop Art, mass producing images of mass produced objects.
His most famous works depicted Campbell's soup cans. Enlarged, hand-painted or silkscreened, framed, and hung in an art gallery, Warhol succeeded in turning these mundane images into ironic "art".
Warhol experimented in media such as film, sculpture, paint, and silkscreen, but perhaps his greatest work was his invention of himself as an international celebrity and pop culture icon.

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CENSORSHIP IS JUST PROTECTION FROM REALITY
£12
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Censorship is just protection from reality.

We should all be educated to a level where we can make informed decisions of what to see, hear and do!

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BAKED BEANS ON TOAST
£12
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baked beans on toast tshirt.
if you asked for baked beans on toast, you might be dissapointed with this, but there's not too much to complain about!

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TERRY JONES QUOTE - LIFE OF BRIAN
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"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy." Terry Jones as Brian's mum - Life Of Brian (1979)

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I AM THE MASTER OF MY OWN DENSITY (NOT DESTINY)
£12
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Confidence is a good characteristic, but to puncture your own is supremely confident.
Density is not Destiny.
I am the master of my own density.

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LABOUR - THE STUPID LEADING THE WEAK
£12
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the stupid leading the weak

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TO MAKE SOMETHING CLEAN, SOMETHING ELSE MUST BECOME DIRTY
£12
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I'm so fed up with people asking if something is clean!
Well here's something to start the debate!
To make something clean, something else must become dirty

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STUBBED OUT - PUT IT OUT, PLEASE
£12
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Stubbed out - Put it out, please, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England

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I LOVE PICKLED EGGS
£12
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i love pickled eggs

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PITFALL, WHAT A GAME!
£12
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pitfall, adventure has never been so pixelated!

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INTOLERANCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED
£12
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Intolerance will not be tolerated

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AL GORE QUOTE
£12
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"political will is a renewable resource." Al Gore.
This quote remind us that if the current government don't do something about global warming and the rape of this planet, you can always vote them out!
remember this, you might need it one day!

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