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FUNNY T-SHIRTS
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| I ENVY PEOPLE WHO DRINK, OSCAR LEVANT QUOTATION |
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"I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on"
Oscar Levant
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| YOU CAN USE ME AGAIN & AGAIN |
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you can use me again & again
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| ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - PERFUME |
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"A good way to take up more space, is with perfume" Andy Warhol
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one of the many excellent space invaders, an invader from space!
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| I AM THE MASTER OF MY OWN DENSITY (NOT DESTINY) |
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Confidence is a good characteristic, but to puncture your own is supremely confident.
Density is not Destiny.
I am the master of my own density.
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You might want to take this off when you go home
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Stubbed Out, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England
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"Fascism is capitalism plus murder." Upton Sinclair.
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| DRINKING DOES NOT MAKE YOU FAT, IT MAKES YOU LEAN |
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Drinking does not make you fat, it makes you lean.
...Against walls, bars, people...
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fluff and dust are very similar, it's completely up to you.
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you remember, aceeeeeeeeed!
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well we never would have believed, but there is more than one way to spell this word. penis, penus, whatever.
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| TO MAKE SOMETHING CLEAN, SOMETHING ELSE MUST BECOME DIRTY |
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I'm so fed up with people asking if something is clean!
Well here's something to start the debate!
To make something clean, something else must become dirty
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Jarcode Barcode
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| JAMES BROWN - SEX MACHINE |
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James Gordon Brown, Sex Machine!
Yes his real name is James, not Gordon!
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Woody Allen was born on December 1, 1935, as Allen Konigsberg, in Brooklyn, New York. At the age of 15, he started selling one-liners to gossip columns. After working a while as a stand up comedian, he was hired to write What's New, Pussycat (1965) in 1965. He directed his first film a year later, What's Up, Tiger Lily? (1966) in 1966.
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"A sense of humour, is a sense of perspective." Chevy Chase.
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| KEITH RICHARDS - FUNERAL |
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"A doctor told me I had 6 months to live, I went to his funeral." Keith Richards
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| DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT? |
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well I don't know, do you?
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| TERRY JONES AS BRIAN'S MUM - LIFE OF BRIAN |
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Terry Jones was born in Colwyn Bay, North Wales. In 1965, with his friend Michael Palin, he made 'The Love Show' for television, which was his first success. Also, he wrote for many other TV shows, such as: 'The Kathy Kirby Show', 'Late Night Line-Up' (with Palin), "Complete and Utter History of Britain" (1969) (with Palin). But Jones' greatest success was zany "Monty Python's Flying Circus" (1969) (1969-74) (with Palin, Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Giliiam and Eric Idle).
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| ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - ANYONE |
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"Anyone can do what I do." Andy Warhol
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| MOHANDAS GANDHI QUOTE |
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First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. Mohandas Gandhi.
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| WARNING - ABRASIVE PERSONA & UNACCEPTABLE OPINIONS |
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Warning - Abrasive persona & unacceptable opinions.
This is a t-shirt to buy for your friends who, you meet in the pub and, make your jaw drop with the things they say!
you know the ones we mean.
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| ANOTHER CATASTROPHIC FAILURE OF INTELLIGENCE |
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how many more of these can we take from our government
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| PETER SELLERS AS MERKIN MUFFLEY IN DR STRANGELOVE |
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often credited as the greatest comedian of all time, Peter Sellers was born to a well-off English acting family in 1925. He enlisted in the army where he met Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Michael Bentine, who would become his future workmates. After the war he set up a review in London, which was a combination of music (he played the drums) and impressions.
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The Austrian founder of psychoanalysis was born Sigismund Schlomo Freud in the town of Freiberg (today's Pribor) in the Austro-Hungarian region of Moravia (Mähren, now in the Czech Republic) on May 6, 1856. Although he later became an atheist, Freud always acknowledged the influence of Judaism in his life. There can be no doubt concerning the tremendous influences of all things “Freudian” on the world and the field of psychiatry.
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| THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT |
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yes they are!
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| STOP BLOODY FOLLOWING ME (IT'S WRITTEN ON THE BACK!) |
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some people are stalkers, and they just wont leave you alone.
Stop bloody following me (it's written on the back!)
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god does not exist
or maybe he does
not everyone can be right!
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i love pickled eggs
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baked beans on toast tshirt.
if you asked for baked beans on toast, you might be dissapointed with this, but there's not too much to complain about!
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| IGGY POP AND THE STOOGES |
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"We never liked or respected other people." Iggy Pop and the Stooges
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| PETER SELLERS, INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU |
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often credited as the greatest comedian of all time, Peter Sellers was born to a well-off English acting family in 1925. He enlisted in the army where he met Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Michael Bentine, who would become his future workmates. After the war he set up a review in London, which was a combination of music (he played the drums) and impressions.
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| THANK GOD FOR ATHEISM |
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if there is one thing on this earth that we need to thank god for, it's atheism... ...Praise the lord.
check out the provocative type face, you'll need to take a second glance.
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| WHICH IS WORSE, IGNORANCE OR APATHY? |
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Question:
Which is worse, Ignorance or Apathy? (on the front)
Answer:
I don't know and I don't care. (on the back)
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| LABOUR - RUNNING THE COUNTRY |
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Running the country, Ruining the country
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| THIS BLOKE OFFERED ME A TV |
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This bloke offered me a TV with no volume control... ...well, I couldn't turn it down
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"There are no accidents." Sigmund Freud.
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| CENSORSHIP IS JUST PROTECTION FROM REALITY |
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Censorship is just protection from reality.
We should all be educated to a level where we can make informed decisions of what to see, hear and do!
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| I LOVE FISH FINGER SANDWICHES |
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i love fish finger sandwiches
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| LABOUR - THE STUPID LEADING THE WEAK |
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the stupid leading the weak
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| DONT USE BIG WORDS WHEN A DIMINUTIVE ONE WILL SUFFICE |
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Dont use big words when a diminutive one will suffice
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The British comic actor Kenneth Williams was born in 1926 in a working class section of London, England. At the age of 14, Williams began training as a lithographic draftsman and was later apprenticed to a cartographer. At this time, he also began to pursue his interest in acting by joining an amateur drama group. While serving in the army during World War II. Williams became a household name in Britain through his numerous performances in radio and television, even having his own television series "The Kenneth Williams Show" (1970), for a short time. Known for his snooty characterizations, his chief claim to fame is his many appearances in the British "Carry On" films, an extensive series of low-budget but immensely popular comedy films produced from the late 1950s through the late 1970s.
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