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singularity, queer, fantastic thing(s)
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eccentricity that is not easily explained

 
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DRINKING DOES NOT MAKE YOU FAT, IT MAKES YOU LEAN
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Drinking does not make you fat, it makes you lean.

...Against walls, bars, people...

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DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

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GOD DOES NOT EXIST 1
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god does not exist
or maybe he does
not everyone can be right!

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GHANDI
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Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi (October 2, 1869 � January 30, 1948) was a major political and spiritual leader of India and the Indian independence movement. Gandhi is commonly known in across the world as Mahatma Gandhi "Great Soul")
Throughout his life, Gandhi remained committed to non-violence and truth even in the most extreme situations.

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GOD DOES NOT EXIST 2
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god does not exist
or maybe he does
not everyone can be right!

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IF WE WAIT FOR A PERFECT WORLD, WE WILL NEVER DO ANYTHING!
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maybe it's just me, but i like things to be 'just right' before i do something. In the end, I never get around to it. Maybe this tee shirt will remind me that it doesn't have to be this way.
If we wait for a perfect world, we will never do anything!

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LABOUR - THE STUPID LEADING THE WEAK
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the stupid leading the weak

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IT’S EXTREMELY DIFFICULT TO HAVE A SENSIBLE ARGUMENT WITH A COMPLETE IDIOT
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You'd think it would be easy, but sometimes it's not! next time you can't win an argument with an idiot, remember these words.

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WOODY ALLEN
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Woody Allen was born on December 1, 1935, as Allen Konigsberg, in Brooklyn, New York. At the age of 15, he started selling one-liners to gossip columns. After working a while as a stand up comedian, he was hired to write What's New, Pussycat (1965) in 1965. He directed his first film a year later, What's Up, Tiger Lily? (1966) in 1966.

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SIGMUND FREUD QUOTE
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"There are no accidents." Sigmund Freud.

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IF YOU ARE TALKING, AND I'M JUST NODDING, THEN I'M PROBABLY NOT LISTENING
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if you are talking, and i'm just nodding, then i'm probably not listening

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INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU QUOTE - MINKY
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"Do you have a licence for your minky?" Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau

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I AM NO MORE HUMBLE THAN MY TALENTS REQUIRE, OSCAR LEVANT QUOTE
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"I am no more humble than my talents require"
Oscar Levant quote

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THANK GOD FOR ATHEISM
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if there is one thing on this earth that we need to thank god for, it's atheism... ...Praise the lord.
check out the provocative type face, you'll need to take a second glance.

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IT'S NOT MY JOB
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it's not my job, is the very attitude that keeps you stuck in your shitty job.
if you do stuff that you don't need to, might advance your career, who knows?

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LABOUR - RUNNING THE COUNTRY
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Running the country, Ruining the country

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ACID FACE
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you remember, aceeeeeeeeed!

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DONT USE BIG WORDS WHEN A DIMINUTIVE ONE WILL SUFFICE
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Dont use big words when a diminutive one will suffice

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NEVER KNOCK ON DEATH'S DOOR: RING THE BELL AND RUN AWAY! DEATH REALLY HATES THAT!
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Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!

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STAFF
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tell customers, who are your staff

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ANTI SUICIDE QUOTE
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NEVER choose a permanent solution to a temporary problem. An anonymous quote which refers to a way of thinking about suicide and suicidal thoughts.

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BOY FLYING HIS KITE, OOPS, I MEAN WASHING MACHINE
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean washing machine

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TERRY JONES QUOTE - LIFE OF BRIAN
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"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy." Terry Jones as Brian's mum - Life Of Brian (1979)

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BEER, A TEMPORARY SOLUTION, BUT A DAMN GOOD ONE
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Beer, is a temporary solution to many of life's ills, but always remember it's a damn good one.

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I LOVE FISH FINGER SANDWICHES
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i love fish finger sandwiches

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YOU CAN USE ME AGAIN & AGAIN
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you can use me again & again

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ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - SUPERFICIAL
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"I am a deeply superficial person." Andy Warhol

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ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - PERFUME
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"A good way to take up more space, is with perfume" Andy Warhol

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SPACE INVADER
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one of the many excellent space invaders, an invader from space!

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CENSORSHIP IS JUST PROTECTION FROM REALITY
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Censorship is just protection from reality.

We should all be educated to a level where we can make informed decisions of what to see, hear and do!

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BULLSHIT
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sometimes you find yourself having a conversation with people and this is exactly what you are thinking...
...this is all bullshit and you are all idiots.

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I'M A COMPLETE LIAR
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I'm a complete liar, but if this is a lie, then am I telling the truth?

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WARNING - ABRASIVE PERSONA & UNACCEPTABLE OPINIONS
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Warning - Abrasive persona & unacceptable opinions.
This is a t-shirt to buy for your friends who, you meet in the pub and, make your jaw drop with the things they say!
you know the ones we mean.

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I WORK HERE
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You might want to take this off when you go home

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STUBBED OUT - PUT IT OUT, PLEASE
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Stubbed out - Put it out, please, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England

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THE COST OF THINGS IS NOT JUST ABOUT THE PRICE
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The cost of things is not just about the price. it might be cheaper to throw things away, but in the long run there will be a cost to pay.

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BOY FLYING HIS KITE, OOPS, I MEAN MANTA RAY
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean manta ray

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CHEVY CHASE QUOTE
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"A sense of humour, is a sense of perspective." Chevy Chase.

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TONY BLAIR WEAVES A TANGLED WEB OF DECEIT
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Oh what a tangled web we weave, if at first we practice to deceive. you know what we mean Tony, don't you?

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REALITY IS A CRUTCH FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T COPE WITH DRUGS, LILY TOMLIN
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"Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs"
Lily Tomlin

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FAT MEN ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP
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fat men are harder to kidnap

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WHICH IS WORSE, IGNORANCE OR APATHY?
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Question:
Which is worse, Ignorance or Apathy? (on the front)
Answer:
I don't know and I don't care. (on the back)

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WESTMINSTER VILLAGE IDIOT
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Westminster Village Idiot.
There are many of them, all over london, but most seem to congregate around parliament.