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Friday 21st Nov 2008
O'ddi-tees n, pl. strange, peculiar,
singularity, queer, fantastic thing(s)
T-shirt Prozac to cheer you up
eccentricity that is not easily explained

 
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IT’S EXTREMELY DIFFICULT TO HAVE A SENSIBLE ARGUMENT WITH A COMPLETE IDIOT
£12
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You'd think it would be easy, but sometimes it's not! next time you can't win an argument with an idiot, remember these words.

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KEITH RICHARDS - FUNERAL
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"A doctor told me I had 6 months to live, I went to his funeral." Keith Richards

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I AM NO MORE HUMBLE THAN MY TALENTS REQUIRE, OSCAR LEVANT QUOTE
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"I am no more humble than my talents require"
Oscar Levant quote

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THE COST OF THINGS IS NOT JUST ABOUT THE PRICE
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The cost of things is not just about the price. it might be cheaper to throw things away, but in the long run there will be a cost to pay.

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BULLSHIT
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sometimes you find yourself having a conversation with people and this is exactly what you are thinking...
...this is all bullshit and you are all idiots.

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FAT MEN ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP
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fat men are harder to kidnap

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DO SELFRIDGES SELL FRIDGES?
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Who cares if they do or don't, but it's fun to ask

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ANOTHER CATASTROPHIC FAILURE OF INTELLIGENCE
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how many more of these can we take from our government

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SIGMUND FREUD QUOTE
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"There are no accidents." Sigmund Freud.

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IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED...
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if at first you don't succeed,
then skydiving might not be for you

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WHY LOOK BACK, IT IS NOT WHERE YOU ARE GOING
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Why look back, it is not where you are going.

Just look forward and forget the past!

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YOU CAN'T DEPEND ON THE MAN WHO MADE THE MESS TO CLEAR IT UP
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you can't depend on the man who made the mess to clear it up, an indian proverb

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KEITH RICHARDS
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Keith Richards (born 18 December 1943) is an English guitarist, songwriter, singer and a founding member of The Rolling Stones in 1962. With songwriting partner and Stones lead vocalist Mick Jagger, he has written and recorded hundreds of songs including "Satisfaction", "Jumpin' Jack Flash", "Miss You" and "Start Me Up".

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LABOUR - RUNNING THE COUNTRY
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Running the country, Ruining the country

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STUBBED OUT - PUT IT OUT, PLEASE
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Stubbed out - Put it out, please, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England

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CAN I ASK A QUESTION? IS A BLOODY QUESTION.
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Can I ask a question? Is a bloody question.

People never realise this, what they should say is "Can I ask you two questions, this being the first". And if you really want to be pedantic, it should be "May I..." rather than "Can I...".

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REALITY IS A CRUTCH FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T COPE WITH DRUGS, LILY TOMLIN
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"Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs"
Lily Tomlin

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PITFALL SCORPION
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pitfall scorpion, the most deadly of all the foes you will ever encounter!

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JAMES BROWN - SEX MACHINE
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James Gordon Brown, Sex Machine!
Yes his real name is James, not Gordon!

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ANDY WARHOL QUOTE - SUPERFICIAL
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"I am a deeply superficial person." Andy Warhol

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BLAISE PASCAL QUOTE
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"The sole cause of man's unhappiness is that he does not know how to stay quietly in his room." Blaise Pascal.

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IGGY POP AND THE STOOGES
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"We never liked or respected other people." Iggy Pop and the Stooges

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NEVER KNOCK ON DEATH'S DOOR: RING THE BELL AND RUN AWAY! DEATH REALLY HATES THAT!
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Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!

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NO I DON'T BLOODY KNOW WHO YOU BLOODY ARE
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No you are not THAT famous, are you now?

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STUBBED OUT
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Stubbed Out, Work Shirt, Smoking Ban, Smoke Free England

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MONK
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monk, monk, monk???

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SPACE INVADER
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one of the many excellent space invaders, an invader from space!

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I LOVE PICKLED EGGS
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i love pickled eggs

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CAN YOU SPARE 10 PENCE FOR A CUP OF TEA?
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can you spare 10 pence for a cup of tea?
probably not!

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TERRY JONES QUOTE - LIFE OF BRIAN
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"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy." Terry Jones as Brian's mum - Life Of Brian (1979)

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LABOUR - THE STUPID LEADING THE WEAK
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the stupid leading the weak

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BOY FLYING ANVIL
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean anvil

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MOHANDAS GANDHI QUOTE
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First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. Mohandas Gandhi.

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TONY BLAIR WEAVES A TANGLED WEB OF DECEIT
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Oh what a tangled web we weave, if at first we practice to deceive. you know what we mean Tony, don't you?

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I AM THE MASTER OF MY OWN DENSITY (NOT DESTINY)
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Confidence is a good characteristic, but to puncture your own is supremely confident.
Density is not Destiny.
I am the master of my own density.

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CENSORSHIP IS JUST PROTECTION FROM REALITY
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Censorship is just protection from reality.

We should all be educated to a level where we can make informed decisions of what to see, hear and do!

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SHUT THE FUCK UP
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shut the fuck up
you dont have to say it if your t shirt does it for you!

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BOY FLYING HIS KITE, OOPS, I MEAN MANTA RAY
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boy flying his kite, oops, I mean manta ray

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WOODY ALLEN QUOTE - MASTERBATION
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"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with somone I love." Woody Allen

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PETER SELLERS AS MERKIN MUFFLEY IN DR STRANGELOVE
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often credited as the greatest comedian of all time, Peter Sellers was born to a well-off English acting family in 1925. He enlisted in the army where he met Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Michael Bentine, who would become his future workmates. After the war he set up a review in London, which was a combination of music (he played the drums) and impressions.

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BAKED BEANS ON TOAST
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baked beans on toast tshirt.
if you asked for baked beans on toast, you might be dissapointed with this, but there's not too much to complain about!

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MANIC MINER
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manic miner, you love it!

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TERRY JONES AS BRIAN'S MUM - LIFE OF BRIAN
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Terry Jones was born in Colwyn Bay, North Wales. In 1965, with his friend Michael Palin, he made 'The Love Show' for television, which was his first success. Also, he wrote for many other TV shows, such as: 'The Kathy Kirby Show', 'Late Night Line-Up' (with Palin), "Complete and Utter History of Britain" (1969) (with Palin). But Jones' greatest success was zany "Monty Python's Flying Circus" (1969) (1969-74) (with Palin, Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Giliiam and Eric Idle).

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