We make odd, strange, bizarre, and sometimes funny T-Shirts that you can buy online. We also have an ever growing selection of quotation tshirts, these are famous, infamous or just really good! We'd like to think that most of our tshirts wont be found anywhere else. Most designs just pop into our brains, and we make them. Our range is fairly small, but we will be adding more as time goes on.
If Oddity is pluralised to Oddities, then Odd t-shirts must be Odditees.
If Quote is pluralised to Quotes, then Quote t-shirts must be Quotees.
If Hilarity is pluralised to Hilarities, then Hilarious t-shirts must be Hilaritees.
If Anxiety is pluralised to Anxieties, then Anxious t-shirts must be Anxietees.
If Political is pluralised to Politically, the Political t-shirts might be Politicalitees.
If Sobriety is pluralised to Sobrieties, then Drinking t-shirts must be Sobrietees.
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drinking tshirts - things are always funnier when you have had a few to drink.
people tshirts - just the images of the people you will find in our other tees.
political tshirts - these are tshirts that have a political, news and current affairs aspect to them.
work tshirts - tshirts to wear at work, some are professional, some are completely unprofessional.
All of our Tee shirts are of a high quality and are all 100% cotton. All TShirts on this site have been designed by Odditees.
We have t-shirts in a range of colours, most tee shirt colours can be changed if you want. We will soon stock caps, messenger bags and other stuff in a variety of colours and designs. You can pay with any of the normal range of cards, and we deliver virtually anywhere in the world, if you can see your countries flag at the top of the page, we deliver there!
If you have an idea for any Avant-garde Tee Shirts that you would like to see, contact us and let us know your idea. We'll then make it up, and put it on the site. We are in the process building a bespoke section for all our customers ideas.
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This is the Odditees avant-garde, tee, shirts page.
we sell tshirts, some people call them Tee Shirts, others say t-shirts, We think they are, avant-garde, bizarre, crazy, different, eccentric, unusual, freaky and funny, we like a joke, we love to quote a quotation and finally we adore the odd.
odditees currently sells t shirts with the varied titles of:
Mohandas Gandhi Quote, why look back, it is not where you are going, If you are talking, and i'm just nodding, then i'm probably not listening, Chevy Chase quote, Beer, A temporary solution, but a damn good one, Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder, Andy Warhol Quote - Anyone, do you want fries with that?, pole position, Peter Sellers as Merkin Muffley in Dr Strangelove, merry fucking christmas, boy flying his kite, oops, I mean washing machine, boy flying anvil, boy flying his kite, oops, I mean manta ray, gordon brown - say it loud, god is in the details, Another catastrophic failure of intelligence, I am no more humble than my talents require, Oscar Levant quote, fat men are harder to kidnap, gordon brown - I'll give you a say, Stubbed Out - No Smoking, Stop bloody following me (it's written on the back!), Censorship is just protection from reality, staff, bullshit, space invader, manic miner, Jar code, space invader, to make something clean, something else must become dirty, If a man standing in a wood says something and no woman is around to hear it, is he still wrong?, Can I ask a question? Is a bloody question., i love pickled eggs, Upton Sinclair Quote, christmas is ace, Stubbed out, Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!, I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, Do Selfridges sell fridges?, Terry Jones as Brian's mum - Life Of Brian, The cost of things is not just about the price, Sigmund Freud, james brown - sex machine, Al Gore Quote, Woody Allen Quote - Masterbation, anti suicide quote, Which is worse, Ignorance or Apathy?, tony blair weaves a tangled web of deceit, Dont use big words when a diminutive one will suffice, Ghandi, terry jones quote - life of brian, goulies, monk, Iggy Pop, posh party raver, Woody Allen, labour - the stupid leading the weak, Keith Richards - funeral, If we wait for a perfect world, we will never do anything!, Iggy Pop and the Stooges, everything is 98% shit, it's not my job, I do not work here, shut the fuck up, I am the master of my own density (not destiny), less is more, being watched wont stop it from happening, the customer is always right, Peter Sellers as Merkin Muffley Quote, Doing nothing is better than doing something stupid, Andy Warhol Quote - Perfume, can you spare 10 pence for a cup of tea?, i love fish finger sandwiches, It's extremely difficult to have a sensible argument with a complete idiot, The Runner, Labour - voted in by empty minds, Andy Warhol Quote - Superficial, yes nan, i love the slippers, Blaise Pascal Quote, I envy people who drink, Oscar Levant quotation, pitfall scorpion, pitfall, what a game!, Peter Sellers, Inspector Clouseau, Andy Warhol, I'm an amnesiac, do i come here often?, if at first you don't succeed..., james elkins quote, thank god for atheism, this bloke offered me a TV, Westminster Village Idiot, baked beans on toast, No I don't bloody know who you bloody are, Kenneth Williams, penus, labour - running the country, acid face, Stubbed Out - Put it out, please, Chevy Chase Tshirt, I really wanted a Ninendo Wii, Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm, Intolerance will not be tolerated, you can use me again & again, A turkey is for christmas, Kenneth Williams Quote - Infamy, I work here, 80% of questions are statements in disguise, Keith Richards, I'm a complete liar, Sigmund Freud Quote, Drinking does not make you fat, it makes you lean, Christ on a bike mas, Warning - Abrasive persona & unacceptable opinions, OCD - who could be arsed?, edward young quote, fluff or dust?, Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs, Lily Tomlin, Inspector Clouseau Quote - minky, god does not exist 1, god does not exist 2, you can't depend on the man who made the mess to clear it up,
We make odd t-shirts, strange t shirts and plainly bizarre t shirts. We love all types of t-shirts, and buy loads on a daily basis, but cant be producers of them all so we only make these types.
The T-shirt is a great way of saying something, something you feel like saying, something you agree with, something to confuse people, and all for a few pounds.
We use t-shirts to describe a message, our feelings or our affiliations. The teams we support, the bands we like, even the companies we buy from.
Tee shirts are a perennial fashion item, essential in every wardrobe in the land. The fact that they are so inexpensive, ideal as an undergarment in the winter, or the only layer in the summer, whatever way you wear it, it will be comfortable and durable. Young or old, we can all wear one sort or another.
T-shirts are infinitely customisable, hundreds and thousand of colours, and an infinite combination of images, designs and type styles and sizes. the message is unique, but always clear.
Obviously tee shirts started out in history as underwear, but as time has passed they have evolved into sporting wear, and up to the present day where they are ubiquitous.
In the 1960's people started to customise their shirts, by tie dyeing and screen printing the basic cotton T-Shirt. The different types of shirt began to develop the Tank Top, Muscle Shirt, Scoop Neck, V-Neck, polo shirt and Raglan. T-shirts were soon used by marketing companies all over the world. They started to make informative and/or funny T-shirts with logo's and slogans ever since then.
The American T-Shirt came of age during the late sixties and seventies, when music bands started to realize that they could make extra income selling their own T-Shirts. Professional sports also realised and soon, officially licensed T-Shirts became must have items for all supporters and fans.
Tee shirts became commonly accepted as day to day clothing everyday clothing in the early 1970's it was music, and namely punk rock that really fixed their position as standard youth clothing.
Putting on a t shirt is the simplest, cheapest and easiest way to make a statement. Just like Marlon Brando, in black leather and a plain white cool T-shirt, T-shirt wearing James Dean and many others had all played their part in making it essential wear for a cool, rebellious youth, punk sealed the t-shirts status as acceptable clothing for the new generation of rebels.
The beauty of T-shirt design is the love at first sight nature of the idea/buyer relationship, from the coolest, funkiest graphic to the most profound philosophy. Since about 1990 the shape of the tee shirt has evolved to outsize, unisex baggy clothing as well as tight and skimpy t-shirts. Amusingly, a new trend in Japan has random English words on T-shirts which usually don't actually make any sense but sell well in Asia. But it's tough in tshirt land as one proud American owner of a t-shirt bought in Japan with some rather nice Japanese writing on it later discovered that it in fact said "f**king stupid American tourist"
Everyone has a favourite t-shirt because the tee remains, literally, a cool thing to wear. The t-shirt is inexpensive, always in fashion and is a great way to make a statement with a slogan, logo or picture.